Rindercella by Archie Campbell on Hee Haw
Once upon a time in a corn funtry, there lived a geautiful
burl, and her
burl, and her
name was Rindercella. Now, Rindercella lived with her mugly
other and her
other and her
two sad blisters. Also, in this same corn funtry, there was
a very prandsome
a very prandsome
hince. Now this prandsome hince was gonna have a bancy fall,
and he invited
and he invited
the people for riles amound. Especially the pitch reople!
Now Rindercella's mugly other and her two sad blisters, they
went out to
went out to
buy some drancy fesses, you know, to wear to this bancy
fall, but Rindercella
fall, but Rindercella
couldn't go, because all she had to wear was some old rirty
dags. So finally
dags. So finally
the night of the bancy fall arrived, and Rindercella couldn't
go, so she
go, so she
just cat down and shried. She was kitten there shryin', when
all at once
all at once
there appeared before her, her gary mudfather! And he
touched her with
touched her with
his wagic mand. And there appeared before her a cage boach
and hix white
and hix white
sources, you know, to take her to the bancy fall. But he
said, now, Rindercella,
said, now, Rindercella,
you be sure and be home before nid might or I'll purn you
into a tumpkin!
into a tumpkin!
So when Rindercella arrived at the bancy fall, this
prandsome hince met
prandsome hince met
her at the door because he'd been watching all this time
behind a widden
behind a widden
hindow. And Rindercella and the prandsome hince nanced all
dight. And
dight. And
they lell in fuv!
And all at once the midclock struck night and Rindercella
staced down the
staced down the
rairs, and just as she reached the bottom, she slopped her
dripper! So
dripper! So
the next day the prandsome hince went all over this corn
funtry, looking
funtry, looking
for the geautiful burl who had slopped her dripper.
Finally he came to Rindercella's house. Well, he tried it on
her mugly
her mugly
other and it fidn't dit. He tried it on her two sigly usters
and it fidn't
and it fidn't
dit. Then he tried it on Rindercella and it FID dit! It was
exactly the
exactly the
sight rise. So they got married and lived heavily after
hampers.
hampers.
Now the storal of the mory is this: if you go to a bancy
fall and you wanna
fall and you wanna
have a prandsome hince lall in fuv with you, don't forget to
slop your dripper!
slop your dripper!
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